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Here are a few subtitles that you might find interesting - but I'd be careful to second guess what the TRICK really is - since word play is a favorite verbal toy for me.  Here is a list of subtopics you might find in the Table of Contents had I listed them individually:

 

INTRODUCTION

           

What's Worthwhile?

            What Key Are We In?

            Remember...

            Music, An Avenue To the Heart

            My December With Aaron

            Debbie's Dossier or... A Bona fide But Basically Boring Biography

 

CHAPTER 1:  AHH YES!  THOSE DELIGHTFUL EXTRA CURRICULAR DUTIES or...You DO IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO!

My Mission Statement

            What Is Philosophy and Why Do I Need One?

                        My Philosophy Part One

                        My Philosophy Part Two

                        Stories?  What Kind of Stories?

                        A Philosophical Finale

            Goals

                        Quasi Goals

                        Good Goals

                        Getting' There Goals

            Substitute Folders

                        Simon Says, Here's How Ya Play It

            Write?  Right!

                        Writing Recommendation Letters:

Distinguished Educator Fellowship

                                    Teacher of the Year

                                    Administrator's Position

                                    Former Student

            Inventory Information

Just Justify Your Justifications

            Why Keep Music In Our Schools?

            Concrete Curriculum

 CHAPTER 2:  FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL BLUES

CHAPTER 3:  PERFORMANCE AND PROGRAM POINTERS or...THE SHOW MUST GO ON

1. Keep Your Students' Best Interest Your Top Priority

2. Work Harder Than You Ever Imagined

3. Commit Whatever Time It Takes To Create Quality Programs

4. Always Give Credit And Show Appreciation To Your Cohorts

5. Disseminate Information

6. Establish Procedure           

7. See Piano.  See Piano Block Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, & Grandpa's View

8. I Write The Performance Date...

9. Save And File All Programs

10. Rehearsal Before Rehearsal

11. Ask For Help And Delegate

12. Better Late Than Never

13. Conglomeration Is The Word

14. A Word About Auditions For Elementary Students

15. Listening Legacy

16. Solo You Can't Hear

17. Solo Selection

18. Auditions For Musicals

19. Audition Rules and Frequently Answered Questions

20. Video Tape Every Performance

21. Schedule A Dress Rehearsal The Day Before The Big Evening Performance

22. Take Notes During Rehearsal

23. Take Pictures During Rehearsals

24. I Take Digital Photos During Performances Or Rehearsals

25. Videotape And Save, Videotape And Save

26. I Offer A Morning And Afternoon Performance In Addition To The Evening Show

27. Cookies And Cake, Punch And Pop

28. Write Personal Notes

29. Loud Lines

30. Address The Audience

31. Blockbusters

32. Mirror, Mirror On The...Shirt

33. Riser Rules

34. Practicing In Performance Positions

35. In And Out, Up And Down

36. Uh Oh!  What “Worse Case Scenarios?”

37. Up And At ‘Em:  How To Actually Get Kids To Step Onto Their Riser Step

38. Mike, Mac, Or Mike On Mics

39. Costume Concepts

40. Move It, Move It, Move It

41. Lord Of The Dancers

Alphabetize

Left Is Always Right

42. 1,2,3...Words Help Me

43. Precision Pointing

44. Printing Programs

45. Remind Performers To Not Wear Perfume

46. Remind Performers To Wear Deodorant

47. Remind Performers To Wear Comfortable Shoes

48. Remind Performers To Wear Cool Clothing

49. Remind Performers To Eat A Small Meal Or Snack Before A Show

50. Remind Performers To Pack The House

51. Talent Show Time

52. Make Friends With Your Custodian(s):

Write Thank You Notes

Write Notes To His/Her Family

Write A Note To His Or Her Supervisor

Don't Forget The Night Custodial Crew

Come Bearing Gifts

Fake It!

Chapter 4: GOBS O' GOOD GUNK

1. Uncertainty

2. Principal Or Principle Problems?

3. Hey You With The Hair!

Yes To A Yearbook

            Itemized Intros

            Dynamic Difference.

            Silly Sounds

            Point And Pronounce.

            Willowby Walloby Woo Who?

4. Right-Guard? Good Protection!

5. Everything's Up-To-Date In Kansas City!

6. Lesson Plan Book

7. I Have Not Yet Begun To Procrastinate

8. Annoying Sounds

9. Musical Monotony

10. Meet ‘Em

11. Humor – Funny How It Works

12. Siesta Time

13. Do It Like They Do It

14. Methodical Mechanics

15. Clearly Unclear

16. Holiday Hype

17. Say It Again Sam

18. It Themes They Thit Too Long.

19. This Is Some Good Stuff!

20. Transition Transformation

21. It's Puzzling

22. Variations On A Theme By Debinnini

23. Connect Their Connectors

            Come-Pose-Her

            Time Signature

Pizza-Caught-Toe

            Tim-Pan-Knee

24. Tape On Tape

25. Say What?

26. Don't Throw It Back!

27. Timeless Treasures

28. Cruise The Classroom

29. Ladies And Gentlemen, I Come Before You To Stand Behind You To Tell You Something....

30. The Great Pretender

31. Sing Low, Sweet Harriet

32. It's A Hit!

33. The Lone Rearranger

34. Mix It Up!

35. Yell Out Your Answers!

36. Lesson-Planning Lesson

37. Scanning, Scanning...

38. Round And Round We Go, Where We Stop, Nobody Knows

39. Do That To Me One More Time, Once Just Isn't Enough!

40. It's How Ya Play The Game

41. Having One Of Those Days

42. There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe, She Had So Many Children She Didn't....

43. Pull Over Buddy!

44. Banana Split Split

45. Dust Magnet

46. Staff Stuff

47. Laser Tag

48. Color Coding Custom for the Cranium

49. Colorful Connections

50. Punch Purchase

51. Book ‘Em

52. Recycle

53. Is That Re-Cord Or Re-Cord?

54. Original or Crispy?

55. Stash The Cache

56. Hang Around Until They're Gone!

57. Transporting Kids

58. Teach Social Skills

59. Collect Critical Correspondence

60. Letter To The Editor

61. Check It Out!

62. Duplicates In Triplicate

63. Write On!

64. Graffiti Gray!

65. Just Hangin' Around

66. Parenthetical Parenting

67. Bach To The Future

68. Ketchum Bein' Good!

69. Check It Out!

70. Sign On The Dotted Line

71. Very Special Staff

72. The Chain Gang

73. A Three Hour Tour...

74. Scope It Out

75. Tape Catastrophe

76. Write Site

77. Write is Wrong

78. Sneak A Snack

79. Face It!

80. The Lion, The Scarecrow, And The Tin Man

81. Transportation Trouble

 

CHAPTER 5:  REINFORCER ROUND-UP or...

MOTIVATOR MAGIC

 

1. Perfect People Poppers

2. Super Star Board

3. Oh Spray Can You See?

4. Thank You Sprinkles

5. Catchy Crunchy Cereal

6. Lay It On Thick

7. Think Outa The Box

8. Let The Chair Do It

9. Teacher's Throne

10. Toes To The Wall

11. Fiddler On The Roof

12. Throw It In Reverse

13. Let's Do Lunch

14. Bubblicious

15. Wet Your What?

16. It Is Balloon

17. Catch A Star

18. Double Or Nothin'

19. Go Wet Your Whistle

20. Be Specific

21. You Rock!

22. Junk'll Do It

23. Student Spotlight

24. Connections Might Help

25. Take It Home, Teacher

26. Stump The Chump

27. Get An Audience

28. Stand Up For Yourself

29. We're In The Dark

30. M & M Dispenser

31. Sequencing, And I'm Not Talking Digital

32. Just Card It!

33. Courier And I'ves

34. Write About Right

35. A Final Thought About Reinforcers And Motivator Magic

 

CHAPTER 6              GIVE YOURSELF AN A+ or...

ATTRACTIONS, AESTHETICS, AMBIANCE & ATTITUDE

 

Who Is This Weird Woman and Am I Anything Like Her?

My Classroom and My Teaching Style Reflect My Personality

1. My Decorations Hanging From The Ceiling Are On The Move

2. I Do Not Over Decorate My Room

3. What Does It Look Like?

4. No Seating Chart For Me!

5. Fabric Fun

 

 CHAPTER 7             BETTER BELIEVE YOU'LL NEED BULLETIN BOARDS!

 

1. I Save All Ellison Machine Letters And Designs

2. Board Backgrounds

3. Student Designed Boards

4. Bored? Boards!

5. Let The Machines Help!

6. My Bulletin Boards Scream, “Weird Personality!”

7. Composer of the Month

Perfect Pitch

Sound Advice

Music Rocks

8. Look Alikes

9. Quote Notes

10. A Peek At Part Of My Quote Collection

11. Krazy Keyboard Korner Kuestions

12. Final Thoughts on Banning Boring Bulletin Boards

 

CHAPTER 8             MANAGEMENT METHODS FOR THE MASSES

 

1. Respect

2. Tap Into Experience

3. Relax

4. They Can Do It!

5. How Do You Get Them to Quiet Down?

6. Close Your Eyes

7. Back To Basics Bubbles

8. Don't Take It Personally

9. Build A Relationship

10. Rules Without Relationships Lead To Rebellion

11. Pray Every Day!

12. Don't Argue

13. If I Can't See Your Face, You're In A Bad Place

14. Silent Wars

15. Listen

16. Cautious Approach

17. Frustration Can Instigate Trouble

18. Give ‘Em Some Time...Out

19. Time-X

20. Whether Your Classroom Management Makes It Or Breaks It...Depends on...

21. Picture What You Want - Then Put That Image Into Words

22. Stop

23. Variety Is The Spice Of Life

24. Three Strikes and You're Out!

25. What's Your Number...Puhleez?

26. You Have A Choice

27. Totally Out Of Control

28. Proximity Is Your Pal!

29. Random Noises, Random Ring

30. What To Do When You're Through?

31. EMT, Paramedic, And Teacher

32. Limit Lectures

33. Force Remorse?

34. Anticipate Need and Avoid Problems

35. Stress Fractures

36. Is There A Difference between Tattling and Telling?

37. Recess and Grumpy Kids

38. Commentary, Kid Style

39. May I Have Your Attention, Please?

40. Keep A Journal For Repeat Offenders

41. Teacher Talk That Will Teach You Not To Talk

42. Potentially Destructive Demands

43. Interlude Fun

44. Eeney, Meeney, Miney, Moe

45. Uh Oh!  Something's Wrong!

46. Instruments In the Classroom

47. There Are Always Exceptions To Every Rule

48. Gentle Discipline

49. One Of Those Daze

50. Zoom No More

51. Smile And Laugh

52. Recess Reminders

53. Watch Watch

54. Play Ball!

55. Chalk It Up To Experience

56. Hurt Feelings

57. Lining Up Quickly And Quietly

58. Have Some Fun Yourself

59. Just Say OK

 

CHAPTER 9             SERIOUS STUFF or...

 

 

1. Always, Always, Always Write Your Safety Rules And Emergency Guidelines

2. Don't Ever Leave Students Unsupervised

3. Concentrate And Remember Who You Give Permission To Leave

4. Don't Assume Taking Pictures Of Students Is OK

5. Don't Ask To See It

6. Don't Ever Suggest To A Parent That A Student Needs To Be Tested

7. Stick To The Facts

8. Watch Your Words

9. Things You Should Never Ever Say To A Parent

10. Don't Ever Insinuate That Mommy or Daddy Is Wrong

11. Confidential!

12. No Corporal Punishment

13. Send Students To The Clinic

14. Restroom Requests

15. Let ‘Em Go If They Ask

16. ABC

17. Teasing Troubles

18. Charles In Charge

19. Do Not Let Students Plug or Unplug Electrical Equipment

20. Outlets?  I Don't Think So...

21. Do Not Allow Student's to Move Equipment

22. Never Send Students to Your Vehicle

23. Never Send Medicine Via a Student to Anyone

24. Never Give Medication to a Student

25. Collect Home, Cell, and Emergency Numbers

26. Be Aware of Restrictions

27. Do Not Keep Your School Keys, Security Code, and I.D. Badge Together

28.  Some Words are No No's

29. Never Allow A Student To Leave

30. Carry Your Keys For Security

31. I Take My Cell

32. Whistle While You Work

33. Whistle Once – Freeze, Whistle Twice – Line Up

34. Keep Your Cool

35. Make Sure You Are Trained

36. Know All Procedures In Case Of A Crisis

 

CHAPTER 10           LESSON PLAN LESSONS

 

The Case of Harley and Casey

My Friend Mary

 

1. Hands On

2. Artistic Opportunities

3. Talk It Up

4. Rich Text

5. Technology

6. Writing Is Good

7. Assessment For All

8. Plan In Pencil

9. Souvenir Of Elementary Music

10. All Dots Are Not Created Equal

11. Crescendo

12. It Looks Like An Egg In The End

13. Three T's and a Curly Fry, Please!

14. Stringy Family

15. You Sit Down To Eat Jell-O

16. Read About Reeds

17. Oboe vs. Clarinet

18. My Contra ‘Tis Of Thee

19. The Last Straw

20. Stem Direction

21. Breath Support

22. Instruments of the Orchestra

23. Noting Notation

24. Vocabulary Vision

25. Sound Waves, Crest, and Trough

26. Dynamics Practice

27. Compare, Contrast, Similarities....

 

CHAPTER 11           QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME

 

CHAPTER 12           THOUGHTFUL THOUGHTS TO THINK THROUGH

          

SOME WORDS OF WISDOM

Take Time

            Build Bridges

            Bill Gates Speech

            Make a Difference

            Take Care of Yourself

            Do I Have All This Right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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